Advice from a small town girl

I am so incredibly brilliant.

I’ve been driving my latest automobile for two years now, and just discovered not only that it has fog lights, but that I’ve been driving with them ON for two years. My apologies to everyone. I know how annoying that can be.

It just illustrates that my approach to new equipment may not be the best. I just hop in and start using whatever it is, figuring that the manual is only for when you run into problems, like setting the clock twice a year.

Which reminds me – if my cell phone is smart enough to change, how come my car isn’t? It cost a lot more, and it just seem...